At least he tried
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Man when I'm a few miles in to a run, the last thing on my mind is having any form of meaningful conversation, particularly something that needs a bit of time and effort put into it.
I can't imagine what it would be like to keep putting one foot in front of the other, stay upright, try to not die, and still have to come up with a gentle way of letting someone down.
Next time on "Time and a Place": asking a pilot out to dinner during an emergency landing.
Yea even if I was the guy in this scenario there'd be like a 30 second gap between each word where I'm trying to catch my breath.
This is fabricated and homosexual.
Sly and bi
cap and pan
Yeah, but he needed the setup for the pun. You can't deny the puns. They want to live!
Ah I've not made it to the lv20 Pun Deployment threshold yet. I've been finishing my runs at the end of the route like a clown all this time!
L crashout
I have never seen anyone using the term "cutiepie"(let alone "spelled" like that) succeed at talking to whoever they called a cutiepie.
If you feel like using that word, take a step back and assume you need to give yourself more time before you are mature enough for a relationship.
I think you might be too mature for a relationship. My SO is definitely a qt3.14, even more so when I call her cutiepie and it makes her giggle.
I believe the correct term would have been cutie patootie.