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God is a dick. (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The universe is actually expanding at a rate faster than the speed of light. There's only a finite distance we'd technically be able to travel if we were to leave right now.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, we can bend space. Sam Neill checkmates God.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Take a shortcut through hell, eh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

For those of us who work retail, yeah..

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is assuming that the universe is for us. It's probably not for anything, but to the extent that it is for a kind of life, it might not be us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"God" doesn't exist in science.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"God" in this meme just refers to "the reason lightspeed is c and not something else". Quit inserting agendas and just enjoy the meme

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

There is teleportation in the Bible. Humanity just needs to up their game.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a bit of skipped step here. Just how do you get to the speed of light when it requires an infinite amount of fuel, with diminishing returns on the quantity of fuel you have?

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