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Nobody was hurt (including the penguin) and the pilot was advised to take further training. Sounds like the best possible ending.
Tell me when the training module covers "penguin stages mutiny."
Probably one about securing cargo/passengers so they can't fuck with the controls.
Penguins can't fly!