this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know this is an old meme, because he was listening to his iPod.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I really didn't catch that lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah old man Blackery is just behind the times

[–] SonicBlue03 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Was anyone able to name that toot?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Daddy shart do do dodo dodo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Datoot - Fartstorm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is was by P Doody

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Aahaaaah thunder.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Assert dominance and say you’re taking requests.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The song was Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's impressive, but I would have done Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

two sentence horror

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not farting with you I’m farting AT you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bubbling be like:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

This reminds me when I was in school and a friend wanted to fart. Everybody in the classroom was talking but he thought they might still hear so he planned to let his book fall on the ground and time the fart with the fall noise. He messed it up, he farted 2 seconds after the noise. Also, the noise was so loud everybody immediately stopped talking.