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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

*Boo

(But having a book instead is always nice.)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I choose to believe it was meant as a warning, because GP is going to yeet a book at your head. But with a fair warning.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I always use “book” as an insult. Especially since my phone autocorrect was updated…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

which is bigger? TREE(3) vs

((...(1 room of stacked papers ) room of paper) room of paper)...)) room of paper

The number of brackets in above expression is, eh, ok, you got the idea.

/s

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Uranium generates that energy by fission. The hydrogen in sugar could generate huge amounts of energy if fused.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago

And this boulder could generate huge amounts of energy if I pushed it up to the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro and let it roll down.

44 upvotes and 0 downvotes for a comment that doesn't understand that energy density measurements like this tend to measure the useful energy of a system.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's disappointing that natural selection didn't figure out fusion.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

It figured out photosynthesis instead. Why do your own fusion when you can just take advantage of the fusion that's already happening?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean, technically it already has.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's good it didn't, otherwise it's possible that all the hydrogen in the ocean would be fused into helium by now

Well, more likely it would significantly heat up earth due to the amount of energy released first, cooking everything/starting an endless cooking->extinction->cooling cycle

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[–] IrateAnteater 19 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

How much more energy would you get if you fused uranium?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago

Using the rule of thumb, anything heavier than iron requires energy input to fuse. So you lose energy fusing uranium.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Serious answer: A huge negative amount. Anything above iron requires energy to fuse (which is why it produces energy from fission.) and I'm pretty sure nothing with 184 protons could be stable enough to count as being produced - the nuclei would be more smashed apart than merging at that point.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Whilst I get your point, their point is still valid in the sense that you just can't extract that energy from gasoline in a more efficient manner than just burning it. For practical purposes, gasoline truly is that much less energy dense.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and all would generate the same if thrown to something capable of lossless e=mc^2 conversion (maybe a black hole)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

sadly black holes go to something like 42% conversion (source: some minute physics video i think)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For comparison:

  • Chemical combustion of uranium: ~4.7 MJ/kg
  • Nuclear fission of uranium-235: ~83.14 TJ/kg (or $ 83.14 \times 10^6 , \text{MJ/kg} $)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you have a Lemmy client that supports mathematical functions?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Built-in LaTeX support would be so cool (and not that hard, Mathstodon has it)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

In theory, yes. In practice, of those two only fission is currently viable.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If we could consume uranium, you could have a teaspoon's worth and be done with eating for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 149 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that's technically true regardless.

[–] Trollception 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if that's actually factual or not. Uranium by itself isn't too terribly dangerous. It's the whole fission byproducts thing that's the buzz kill.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You would get heavy metal poisoning, same as if you ate a chunk of lead

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Also it depends on the isotope of uranium. Something you could find naturally isn't too dangerous, but something enriched too be used as fuel or for wepons is significantly more radioactive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Radioactivity inside your body is very bad bad

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Bah, that graph needs antimatter.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Incorrect, if you aren't a bitch about it. Fuse that gasoline!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I was thinking the same thing. It's unfair compare chemical energy to nuclear energy. Coal still kind of sucks, but the hydrogen in the others could definitely be used in fusion...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It is perfectly fair in the context of "fuel", a resource used to produce energy. Whether energy is generated via chemical or nuclear reaction is irrelavent in this case.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes boss, I did work out the dynamic range of that log amplifier we wanted to use in our next product's sensor PCB, it's 80dB.

The results are over here. (points to a roll of A-4 paper)

It has 40 data points and only took me 1 week, 10 pencils, and 20 erasers to plot the chart. Yeah I can present it, it'll take me 10 minutes to roll it out, pin it down, and fetch the A-frame ladder.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is the real big brain hack with decibels


you can use a linear scale, it's just that the units are logarithmic instead.

(Yes I know most people would call a dB axis logarithmic, it's just a silly comment.)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Weird thing I’ve noticed:

Logs are taught in high school. Absolutely no one seems to remember what they are after the unit test, much less high school. I’ve even reminded other math instructors about how to use them.

Why do people have such a hard time learning to use and understand logs?

I love this comic, and it’s going to replace my weird “let’s talk about how this makes the distance between us and Alpha Centauri, and us and Earendil easier to understand” bit.

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