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geteilt von: https://lemmy.world/post/27899430

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Donald goes rogue.

[–] [email protected] 221 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wow. Just like every dictator out there with a huge inferiority complex, trying to boost their ego.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Anyone who hasn't watched Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator really should. In the movie they mock how Mussolini was simping for Hitler and wanted to impress him by trying to one-up him at every occasion.

This is totally what Trump is trying to do with Putin right now. Trump is a Putin simp desperate to get his attention.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just for the historical record, here's Mussolini's last public appearance:

Just Hanging Out (nsfw)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (10 children)

is there a textbook that people like trump read and act accordingly. because its almost as if there is a guide book on being a self absorbed fascist tyrant baby

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

“Make sure to march in lockstep, boys. And can you kick the feet up a bit higher”

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If this isn't waste, fraud, and abuse, I don't know what is.

[–] Estiar 1 points 5 days ago

I'm just imagining how much logistic support they're going to need and how many people they'll have to move for this

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The draft dodger Private Bonespurs

Fuck this guy. I'd risk my career in protest of I were in the military. No way I'm going to dance like a trained monkey for some PoS like drumpf...

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My mom voted for and still defends this piece of shit. I blocked her number.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'm fortunate my whole family hates this guy... Other than one red state cousin somewhere in Tennessee

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How long before he is wearing medals he's given himself?

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Other unnamed officials told the paper that a big military parade will require a huge amount of coordination between the six branches of the armed forces, along with several federal agencies and regional officials.

If it happens it'll be a shit show...

To quote Henry Zebrowski:

I have a bad idea, and I'm gonna execute it poorly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love YPFIGTH Is that who you’re talking about?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Yeah, can't remember the episode tho, thought it was the Cerebus one but it wasn't.

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[–] SuperCub 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Let's make a four mile parade of people holding "fuck you, fascist" signs, instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Or what happened at Anwar Sadat's military parade....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That’s an interesting strategy question. Would it be more effective to not show up, knowing there will be swarms of magats anyway, or to create a huge protest? At what point does lack of an audience trump a protesting audience, and what will they claim for attendance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

FOAD in nice big letters.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just another day in the DPRK...I mean US

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where was he when the dead soldiers were returning last week?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Small pene energy.

Full stop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (5 children)

You are just insulting other people's bodies using this type of response instead of attacking all the things Trump is actually doing wrong.

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