Some women even sell their jarred farts but I have a whole basement of them collecting dust.
Freeze Peach Patriots
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So uh...how much for a dusty jar of farts?
It’s a buyers market right now so how much are you willing to pay?
Can I order in bulk?
Well uh, it's for a friend. For a...birthday gift. So...pretty much anything you ask. I'm desperate. I mean, they are desperate. For this gift.
In the winter I mostly eat cabbage and in the summer for reasons I don’t want to get into my diet is mostly wolf meat so that’ll be a factor in the pricing.
With respect, I'm only interested in the oldest, dustiest jars. If it was a good year for cabbage, ok, if it was good year for wolf, also ok.
…I thought it was for a friend.
Look man just gimme the fuckin jar!!
This is a joke account right?
this is serious if i even accidentally say pew about my wifes farts im immediately the badguy for making her feel insecure but then when i fart she says YOU STINK and makes me leave the room
Have you tried communicating how you feel?
i havent but i guess thats as good an idea as any I suppose
This is absolutely a joke account 🤣
Its a joke account or a joke person 😅