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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

do u decide to have a mental breakdown? do you decide to take a violent shit? or do the lifes of two people without real agency coalesce in a way that will change both of them forever?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I once had both at the same time.

2020 was not a fun year. :3c

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

You lived through some shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But I'm sure you felt fucking amazing after!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Rock Bottom IS a solid foundation to rebuild yourself, so... In a way, sure.

[–] QuantumSparkles 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like two ships passing in the night

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

thunderous fart reverberates in the mist

[–] Hideakikarate 12 points 3 days ago

Coming this summer: A Tale of Two Stalls.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Mmh doubtful. And I can prove it.

Men have urinals to piss and toilets to shit. Very rigorous organisation of the shit+piss division of labor.

Women have toilets to piss due to their inferior anatomy that doesn't include the penis.

BUT! Where do they shit? Well they don't because they don't have an appropriate shitting device, and it has been rumored for a long time that girls don't shit.

Same goes for mental breakdowns. Men have their mental breakdowns at the designated mental breakdown apparatus (Wendy's counter). Women? They don't have one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i sit down to piss. Problem liberals?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coward, he clearly has his boxers on!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What if he's shitting anyway?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Real men shit unfiltered.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You are disrupting the natural order of society. You are a menace.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)

May I recommend a famous movie as counterpoint? It features 2 girls and a cup

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've told this story before but years ago(probably 2 if not 3 decades ago) I liked a song where a guy made sounds like "ohh bada bada bop ba" instead of actually singing. The only real line he sang that I remembered was "I'm the scat man"... So I went on to kazza, yes this was that long ago, and found a video called "scat man" and downloaded it... I hope I don't have to explain it was NOT a music video!

[–] kablammy 1 points 2 days ago

kazza

Sounds like an Australian version of kazaa.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you very much I will look up that documentary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I would also recommend 1 guy 1 jar, it made me feel things I had never felt before watching

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That poo was fake. swap.avi was real shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You sir are clearly a natural philosopher. And clearly unwilling to allow the liberal conspiracy to block you from speaking the truth. I salute you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"They" call me the Jean-Jacques Rousseau of sovcits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A game of battleshits would have had the potential to improve the mood.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please crosspost to LemmyShitPost.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

Crosspost it yourself coward uwu