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yeah boss man I'm running behind (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

[–] guiguinofake 8 points 4 days ago

Wake up at 8:00

rest my eyes for a few seconds

11:00

I think I invented time travel

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of "waking" up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I'm late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it's only 2am.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Every. Fucking. Night.

Having anxiety sucks.

Edit: I've even set redundant alarms, yet I still worry that both my phone and watch will die in the middle of the night. Surely doesn't help that it has already happened once before. Forgot to charge my watch one night, and then YouTube overheated my phone and somehow killed my battery while it was plugged into a 25w rapid charger. (They need to fix that bug already; YT will randomly overheat my phone at least once a month. This has been happening for at least 5 years now.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Just did this and woke up 30 minutes late. Thank god I'm WFH today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Yep.

You either open them back up 2 minutes later, or you just die in your sleep

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I woke up at 4.30am, two hours before my alarm, and couldn't get back to sleep. This was the first post I saw on lemmy. Being middle aged sucks, I miss sleeping in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I wfh and do this every day. No regrets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Danger is my middle name

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I did this yesterday, and slept for 4 hours