this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I have begrudgingly offered to help people move many times. I fucking hate moving but i hate the thought of my homies having to do that shit alone even more. I got you fam.

Ask for help, tho? Hahahahaha Yeah, right.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How can you be doing bad when you have a cool sword? That doesn't make any sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is me, all the time. And how the fuck is it easy to be happy? That's just false.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

I think he meant it's easy to be nice when you're happy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I relate to this as a parent.