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Do I have incredibly weak thumbs, or does this instruction exist on boxes just to mess with us?
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this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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What sort of lift are you inserting?
The ones Bernie put in his shoes before being seen in public. They clearly don't help anyone.
Do you bite or trim your nails pretty far down?
Is the latter weird? Cause I don't care for those white bits at the end.
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You have to grunt while you’re doing it like in karate.
Ahhh. See, I usually couple my attempts with something like "you God damned piece of fucking shit just fucking open why do they even put these stupid fucking things on here." I'll try just grunting though.
See that’s your problem. Too many syllables. You need one swift grunt to concentrate all your energy.
I keep a knife handy just for the satisfaction of stabbing these annoying boxes. It’s rather cathartic.
Haha. Now that you mention it, I only reach for a knife when they really piss me off. Usually I just open it like a normal box.
Just punch the top open. It will get the point after a few.
Skill issue
I just started doing one stab with a knife years ago and never looked back.
I've never had a problem with Velveeta, but Kraft put this shit on their boxes as a prank.
It's probably easier to make it from scratch than to open it there. Actually it's pretty much the same amount of work to make it from scratch vs a box.
Are you trying to break through the side of the box or using your nail to pull the glued tab outward?
It isn't a tab until you puncture the box, is it? Maybe I could try peeling it (kind of looks like it on that one), but usually it's clearly supposed to have some sort of perforation.
I'm not sure about that. There's the glued down tab that the text is printed on so my reading of the instructions suggests inserting your thumb underneath and lifting to peel it away like you mention above. This is supported by the lack of perforation.
Por que no les dos?