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27 March 2025 (discuss.online)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe they implemented something in the brain to censor the detection of the collars and tags, similarly to how selfie sticks camera automatically remove the stick from pictures.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Must be a new fashion trend

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Griknog, Z. Fipfip, P. (323.523.1). Purpose built radio collars and ear tags mirrored by study participants social circles. Third Journal of Xeno-biology, 55(2), 3330-3335. doi.org/144.113853352

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Preview saved me but nice attempt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alien scientists never gonna give you up...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

They'll never let you diwn either...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There was one study I vaguely remember reading of, where tagged birds of a certain species were seen as more desirable mates. So the scientists had to change their tagging style. They'd accidentally invented a new bird fashion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Radiocokkars and Eartags are probably the future of US citizens, but not by aliens. I think more of neuralink, implanted by default on the newborns.

"You are arrested, you have the right to remain silent, as everything you THINK can be used against you", something like this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

LOL I'm imagining all those political weirdos lining up to get neuralink implants "because they've got nothing to hide" and becoming the very sheep they despise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://youtu.be/XZBp0aVQpFU The corporate version is middle manager and company cellphone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a high maintenance lawn. Prefer natural environment in the yard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

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