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Crimes against breakfasts (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Lotta lactose intolerant people put fruit juice on cereal. I tried it on a long cross-country trip with my wife - tastes pretty good, and no worries about milk going bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fruit juice should be refrigerated once opened and does go bad in several days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Well we're still alive and well, what can I say.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bullshit; I'm lactose intolerant and I would never do something so insane. Almond and Oatmilk exist—and even if it's not available—I'll still drink cow's milk and deal with the consequences later.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, shit, didn't realize it was about you?! Oh, wait...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to share a relevant anecdote.

[–] wombledomble 2 points 5 days ago

Theres a certain subset of people who think you need permission to post on a public forum. its weird.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

But now you have diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

She eats cereal like she's actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Bless her heart

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

For Maximum Taste, add HP Brown Sauce.

[–] prettybunnys 42 points 1 week ago

Yo my dude wtf

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (6 children)

When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (10 children)

People love making arbitrary food rules. Eat whatever tastes good, so long as no one's hurt.

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