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Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

text editor application that came with Ubuntu

nano

shivers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I'm probably in the minority but I think it's fantastic! No extra baggage, super quick to work with, and it does syntax highlighting pretty well!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Nah man, I'm with you, nano is no nonsense get shit done editor. It might not have advanced features but I'm not an advanced man.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I write all my code on paper and use OCR to convert it. It almost works sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At one of my jobs around 2010 there was a dev in the office who wrote all his code in Notepad. When I joined the staff they were still using Classic ASP. My job was to help them (finally) migrate to ASP.Net. He intended to develop .Net apps in Notepad rather than learn how to use VS. I got laid off due to cutbacks and never found out what kind of luck he had wit dat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ed is the most user unfriendly text editor ever created.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

That boy is gonna be a murderer

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gedit was my main text editor for years. I also used it for work. It has all the basic features that you need for coding. For everything else I use the terminal.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I used Notepad++ for virtually all coding I did (Python, JS, various Markup Languages, Action Script back in the day, etc) for a couple decades. The only reason I use VSCode now is because I inherited a nightmare of a legacy spaghetti bowl and needed the function tracing to attempt to figure out anything. I still prefer N++ for most small projects.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yep. Fancy devs watching me coding some Rakulang in nano 😂

[–] Gloria 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sublime! There are DOZENS of us! Dozens!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Code in MS Word because it handles tabs correctly, unlike all code editors.

Tab means "move to the next tabstop", not "advance a fixed amount".

(I don't do it, I'm not THAT insane)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

helix ftw 🧬

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I like SublimeText for everything unless a quick edit at the CLI with Vim.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Every self-respecting vi user should know enough ex to get by with ed.

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