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While Elon indulges in political theater and self-aggrandizing quips, Tesla is experiencing an unprecedented slump in both sales and stock value.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I am close to tears. That is a human reaction, right?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It is. Which is why I doubt its true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

crocodile tears, of a Felon.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So… stop? You have more money than anyone could ever spend. Just fuck off already. Stop being so fucking evil.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He can't. He's all in for fascism. There's no going back to the shadows for him, he'll always be known as a Nazi oligarch. He said he would be going to jail if Trump didn't win. We know he's got ties with Putin so he might be being blackmailed into being the bad guy [not that he was good before, but at least he l wasn't toppling democracies before].

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He supported the coup in Bolivia

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

He can't. He's all in for fascism

Nah. He has no interest in fascism. Fascism would hurt his bottom line immensely. He just tries to use his government position to give his companies, and by extent himself, more money.

The dude is motivated by money, not morals or his political compass.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Boo hoo hoo poor wittle musky

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Still too big, but I appreciate the visual.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Cry harder, little bitch. Hope you get fired the same way you fired thousands of federal workers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If he really cared maybe he should stop stretching himself thin, get out of DOGE, and stick to selling shitty cars

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The earlier Tesla's weren't so shitty. Not more than your average Kia/Hyundai EV anyhow in terms of being a car. The self-driving shit is another story.

Cybertruck has been a dumpster fire since inception though.

Yeah, if Elon could drop the politics, hand off X, and go back to just being a major investor in tech companies that actually have some pretty cool ideas, that's be great.

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[–] lemsip 10 points 2 days ago

Lol get fucked you dumb cunt.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's not running the buisnesses he spends most of his time high on ketamine shitposting on twitter.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I love watching Nazis cry.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope elon musk dies alone and unloved in tremendous pain. When he dies I will be throwing a party. Him and Trump.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (7 children)

And afraid. They should be full of fear, pain, and loneliness when they go into the dark.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not close enough. I want to see tears of blood after what I've seen him put our country through. Fuck this neo-Nazi chucklefuck.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Then just fucking die already. Bitch ass.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

Still worth billions but whining. Go sit in a corner, Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

How the fuck is this moron in the position that he is?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People with inherited wealth are treated like they are smart, capable, and credible when billionaire nepo babies are really the worst at everything except sucking and dying.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 207 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

He should list five things he's done for TSLA this week.

Absentee CEO.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago (3 children)
  1. Damage the brand by association.
  2. ???
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

I hope he gets so sad he just ends it for us

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Oh no. Let me cry for the richest person in the world who also happens to be a fascist and spent the last few months posting on Twitter and running around the US president instead of doing his job as a CEO of a company. Total crocodile tears for this guy.

You reap what you sow.

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (19 children)

I know this makes people happy and all that, but I won't be happy until his black heart stops beating and his cold, lifeless, Nazi remains are shot into the fucking sun. Fuck Elon Musk.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

I hope his panic attacks have panic attacks. I hope he goes to bed and never rises for fear of the mess he's made. I hope he stumbles in his fear, and fucks with someone with little enough left to lose they do something about it.

Fuck you F'Elon Ballstink, if your dreams come true I will personally stowaway on a rocket to Mars after your death to shit on your grave.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Karma, he made so many people cry and bankrupt by firing them through DOGE.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh no, maybe he should've tried minding his own business instead of trying to destroy democracy in multiple countries at once!

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Never would have happened if he'd stayed the fuck out of politics. Hope he has panic attacks every day.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The dumbest part is, he absolutely could have gotten involved in politics and still been fine. Zuckerberg and Bezos have both publicly supported fascism and not seen nearly as much backlash. All Musk had to avoid was making two brazen Nazi salutes on national television and then becoming the face of the most moronic, questionably legal, regularly reversed (by both the courts and DOGE itself) funding cuts in the history of our nation.

But billionaires are actually narcissistic and lucky, not smart and hardworking, so here we are. The richest man in the world, probably high most of the time, crying on TV. If someone had written a novel with this plot 20 years ago I would've dismissed it as too stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hope he feels worse soon

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

That’s just a reaction his body makes on its own. He is incapable of human emotions.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dressed in sunglasses, a gold chain, and a t-shirt proclaiming, “I’m not procrastinating, I’m doing side quests,” he paraded on stage.

What's the side quest for Elon; being on stage for the republicans or trying to get to Mars?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago

Awww widdle Nazi is all sad! :(

Maybe follow Daddy-Hitler's example and eat a bullet - then you won't be sad at all!!

Piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

The ketamine ran out and reality rushed in

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

Behaving like a shithead has consequences. Hanging out with corrupt shitheads has consequences.

Welcome to the real world Elon. Now cry me a river and get the fuck over it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Oh I see, suddenly when it's your income getting shitcanned we're all supposed to care.

Nah, fuck off you twat, no one cares about you.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

This is all an act.

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