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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Yet another car I’ll never buy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I chose the right decade to give up driving.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I chose the right decade to get a car without any options whatsoever

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

My 2007 just clicked over to 271K miles and I'm going to keep it running as long as possible. It has all normal bells and whistles of a limited version, but was built before all this madness began. It's a CAR.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I sometimes wonder if my current car will be my last new car. My car has some tracking that I can supposedly disable, so I understand the appeal of classic cars more. I might have to pick up a mint condition early 2000s car for my midlife crisis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I see an MX5 and track days in your future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I got a Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear from 1995 for my crisis. Its a cool vehicle tho.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Exactly why I wont buy any vehicle with any sort of network connection outside of the CANbus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Just make a list of advertisers who actually advertise in these, and actively avoid & shame them. It is fair that they try new things out, but the problem is, when the consumers accept them.

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