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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plot twist: it wasn't stolen, kids are just gullible.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently One time I told my nephew that potato skin and human skin was near identical and can be used interchangeably. I don't remember this.

At age 25, fifteen years after I made up that fact... He calls me up to tell me that wasn't true, and hung up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not stolen. Harvested.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

One of my grade school teachers found a petrified cat out in a field and kept it in his classroom for years