Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒
Just fucking pathetic.
Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?
Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.
God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.
What does harambe have to do with this?
It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.
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Yes. It's in the linked article in fact
I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.
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Oh look frivolous spending.
"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."
He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this
pence
Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.