this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Op should tell her asap. Op caused this and if op truly cares about the situation they should take responsibility and the blame.

Worser cases reality 1: The panic attack was unrelated and Op is a stone cold bastard for not asking/showing empathy about it.

Worser cases reality 2: Gf thinks there was someone else and she had cheated with on accident, these panic attacks keep occurring as its settles as a deep trust issues complex.

Best case reality: Op tells her straight to the point and offers a sincere apology. Gf forgives op, and the relationship is strengthened in the long term.

Mixed reality: Gf is furious and dumps Op on the spot. They both dodged a red flag and were simply not compatible in finding eachothers boundaries. You don't pull jokes like that on a single whim, it’s clearly part of their nature.

This is a green text and probably fake btw.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

This is […] probably fake btw.

YOU SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like really good boyfriend material, as usual. Instead of being grateful that someone found their wretched existence worthy of love (or whatever that was).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

good thing it's unreal and homosexual

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