Look, I'm an autistic fuck who can barely speak to people, but even I've never considered coughing up blood as a conversation starter.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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This guy who was a *lot bigger than me
This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn't seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.
Well it is 4chan.
good point, what am I saying?
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The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now
That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time