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I use to think about this a lot, and would constantly try to fix it - trying to look like I wasn't just playing with my dick while doing it.

But now that I'm older I realise most people know clothes do this, and that it doesn't really look like a boner anyway. And people generally aren't looking at me wondering if I've got a boner, and they probably don't care if I do unless I'm also staring at them or something. .... So now I just worry about accidentally staring at people. (And my eyesight isn't great, so it isn't always easy to tell.)

If you have a penis on your stomach, maybe.

What if you have a boner? Then it provides plausible deniability.

You should only hate it if it makes it look like your boner is smaller than it actually is. No reason to hate it when it's flattering. 😌

Just punch on it to make it clear for everone around that it is not...

I actually just have a boner.

In case someone is stressing about this (I used to when I was young and dumb), no one cares about your boner, or lack thereof. But someday you might meet someone who does!

I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.

Thank you jacket bump for helping me hide the continuous uncontrollable boners I got in school. I could put my hands in my pockets and play pocket pinball all through class!

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 lmao definitely worth watching if you haven't seen it

I too have a boner that comes out of my stomach

Never be ashamed of a good boner.

As a tall freak of nature, I'm just thrilled when I find a shirt that reaches that low. You shorts don't know how good you have it.

Reminds me of that Curb episode, isn't it the first one even? So great. ^^

No way that thing has gotten me into more places than it's gotten me kicked out

Tummy boner tummy boner

This bullshit is why I never wear zip up sweatshirts.