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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Blond hair
Red shirt

Hello, Tom Scott...?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

That's like John Carmack's talks. He goes on and on, but that's why I'm here.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Is that the guy from Star Trak?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's Richard Stallman. He made FreeBSD which is a distro of Linux.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Linus Ballman. Chief Luniks Officer at Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Um, acksually, what you're referring to as Linux is in fact....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A derivative of Minix.

Or at least that's what Microsoft's lawyers said.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's actually kinda wholesome that Harvard Law lets you minor in clowning 🤡

[–] synapse3252 3 points 1 day ago

Yale law too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Almost as good as HURD

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, his name is Headmaster Gandalf.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ok then, who’s the other guy?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

His name is Linus Tech Tips

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Fuck, this actually hurts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

How can I downvote you multiple times?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Schwanzus Longus (this is the German Version)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yup, that's John Trak, the lead in Star Trak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Wow, is he related to John Cartrak?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I think he's the Fourth Physician.

[–] TriflingToad 5 points 3 days ago

no I think that's Thor from the marvel movie
/s

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Exactly! Now it's all just that guy asking him the same questions every year... where's my entertainment Liiinus??