Assifier was right there.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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It's a stinky binky
What kind of Nazi sympathist uses Twitter in 2024?
"that's a big-ass binky..." whutt
big-ass binky or big ass-binky?
Which one do you think 😏
First first the one then t'other
It was a trick question, and you got it right!
Excuse me, but isn't ass bikini part of a bikini? I mean they do have part for ass, no?
Binkies, not bikinis. Also called a pacifier.
Man, I really need to get some sleep 🫠
Buttholes can suck?
Yes! Yes, they can.
Have you experienced this yourself?
No, but it's a big topic in medicine. And by that I mean the patients don't stop landing in the ER because they didn't use a flared base.
Yes 😎
Exactly what the other reply said. Yes, the ass can suck. It's one of the reasons anal sex is so great for tops, it's like fucking while getting a blowjob. But more importantly, it will suck stuff in if you're not careful. I nearly had to go to the ER at 14 years old because I was experimenting. Thank God I didn't have to explain all that to my family.