this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I’d live here. (I am a vampyr)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Jesus $300k for 474 square feet?

[–] thr0w4w4y2 14 points 2 weeks ago

within the M25 so technically London

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

£300,000 - which is USD$377,700

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Welcome to European land prices. We don't have a billion acres of uninhabited wilderness to spaff giant McMansions all over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe you guys need to take a page out of the mole people's playbook and build more underground lairs. Think of all the space down there!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Every time you enter the bathroom, BAM! You wonder if the rest of the house has finally shorted out your visual cortex and given you monochromacy. When you leave it, however, the assault continues. Yay?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I bet you couldn't even plaster over that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

i think it looks kinda really cool... it's just a really aggressive red ;(

[–] FeatherConstrictor 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The leopard print carpeting on the stairs too is what really set this over the edge for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For me it was the glass coffin guitar holder

[–] FeatherConstrictor 2 points 3 days ago

If nothing else, at least the style is consistent

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's the deal with the porch/cage? The reds awful and it's like the fever dream of a scene kid playing the Sims in the early 2000s...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Catio probably. There's a scratching post in the lounge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they were in prison and they missed being caged in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I assume inmates are allowed out of the bloodscape for an hour a day to sit in the sunshine and enjoy views of the flagstones and perimeter fence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's honestly a shame that there are some cool aspects here and there. I like the bathroom more or less.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The brick red is relatively relaxing.

(edit: second thought, dark grey. I think I was swayed by the brick shapes, and my retina's red cones were still spasming from the other pictures)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You're all talking about the red walls and the carpet on the stairs. Here I am thinking how depressing that concrete wasteland of a yard is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The whole place looks like a 16 years old boy room in his band phase, oh and they sure love cats.