this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 145 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai 13 points 6 days ago

That was my first thought too :)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago

Not safe for wheat

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, that's breadwang!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Time to rotate the board!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

It's somehow both very yonic and very phallic

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

This is how you get a yeast infection

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah the rare sight of bread being born

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Nature is amazing 🙏

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

That loaf scored just fine on its own.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

This looks dirty for some reason.

[–] phlegmy 8 points 6 days ago

It’s a boy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

It's going to attach to your face, if you're not careful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Straight out of the "Alien" movie. Not safe for life !

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

More like breedy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

The next time I eat bread it's going to hit different knowing people like me are finally getting representation in the baking industry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

looks like that loaf is scoring all by itself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Your bread looks like sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I bet it tastes like it, too! Yum yum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

At least you know where to start eating it.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Your bread has cancer, we're going to have to put it down

[–] darkdemize 9 points 6 days ago

It's just happy to see you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Let me help, I have butter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

pocket penussy bread