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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"Gee, George. Use some deodorant, for Christ's sake."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’ve been rewatching Good Eats and carrots and beets are also happy in cold dirt.

He used playground sand he sifted and heated to 140F/60C and let cool so it’s a bit cleaner. Stashed it in sealed plastic tub in his chill chest.

Also, adding some turnips or rutabagas to your mashed potatoes adds some nice flavor. They take a bit longer to cook but it’s worth it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good Eats is so awesome. These are some great suggestions. Now I need some root veggies - I just wish I had the time to do all the cool nerdy shit Alton does. I want to heat sand and store things in it, but damned if I've got the time for that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of the things I love about remote work is I can make some of his recipes around meetings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Nice. That's definitely a life goal for me!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

My grandfather use to bury potatoes and carrots in a hole covered with plywood. Dig them up in the spring and eat them until the next fall harvest. The would barely start to root towards the end but never rot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Rotting potatoes might just be the foulest odor on earth. Worse than rotting flesh.

I read once that an entire family in Eastern Europe was wiped out by potato fumes. First the mother descended into the root cellar and was overcome. Then each other member one at a time went looking to see where everyone had gone only to succumb each in turn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like the same applies to growing vegetables. I had a small yet succesful harvest I grew in my somewhat dark room, and oh boy were they good.

My guide for growing potatoes:

  1. buy bag of potatoes
  2. leave them in the fridge for a few weeks or so
  3. stick them in dirt
  4. water every now and then
  5. dig them up with your bare hands like the animal you are
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this image is from?

[–] Nythos 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Potentially this

Here’s his channel at the very least

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hey that's Sus! That's the guy who swam with a makeshift diving gear in Chernobyl!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And leave them long enough and they start growing. Hardy things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thinking of growing some this year. I know some places say not to use supermarket potatoes but garden centre seed potatoes cost like 10 times as much and are essentially just old potatoes. Also heard they can be treated with stuff to prevent them growing. They are still growing so it clearly didn't work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I found out that growing potatoes seems to be easier than all the articles I read made it sound. And while buying seed potatoes might make a difference (for example if you wanted some specific kind of potatoes), regular market potatoes work just fine.

My guide for growing potatoes, copy-pasted from my earlier comment:

  1. buy bag of potatoes
  2. leave them in the fridge for a few weeks or so
  3. stick them in dirt
  4. water every now and then
  5. dig them up with your bare hands like the animal you are
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fridge? Never stored potatoes in the fridge myself tbh. My thinking was just use potatoes left over from what I would have eaten that have started going a little soft and sprouting roots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sure, you can go with those too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Just don't store them next to onions. Because dems fight'n words!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Potatoes are just fat roots, not vegetables

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vegetables are just the parts if plants that we eat. A potato is a vegetable. It's also not a root, it is a stem. The roots that's grow off of it over time are actually branches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're mixing botanical and culinary terms.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how terms differ on the context here. Potato's aren't roots even in culinary terms. It's just common misinformation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Potato is aren't?

Potatoes are "root" "vegetables."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Potato's aren't is the most easy to decipher typo lol. Why is it considered a root vegetable?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Carrots are also roots