This is like the opening monologue to Trainspotting
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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On a side note, I always thought Trainspotting was a horror film. I was very surprised to learn tons of people view it as an anthem.
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Except the punchline isn't heroin, it's just living a fulfilling life.
You can chose two. Any two, but only two.
Meditate and Work, and read Paul Graham essays, invest in crypto, and find untapped markets in your local culture that you can corner and serve up to your betters so that you can rise up the social ladder.
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I think we should get better at budgeting our work time.
It may sound daunting at first but when you want to work eight hours, first think : "can I afford this eight hours of work? Shouldn't I rather be playing Monster Hunter?" and take good habits from there.
Maybe in the beginning try working 5 or 6 hours. Don't rush it, but keep your determination.
You'll slowly begin to perceive more opportunities as you grow in focus : "Instead of working another hour for my boss, I'll write my own TTRPG setting or hit that solo queue".
It's hard at first but others made it. Why wouldn't you?
Why are people responding to your post like it's serious? It couldn't be more obvious satire if it had a blinking neon sign that said 'THIS IS SATIRE' next to it. Sometimes satire needs the '/s', but not when it is super obvious like this.
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The joys of living alone... I can live like a raccoon at a trash dump without anyone to judge.
My self-expectations go waaaaaay up as soon as someone is planning to visit/stayover. Laundry once every 3 weeks vs. twice a week, vacuum once a week versus every other day, wash up once or twice a week (by hand) vs. 3 times a day, throw out trash and recycling as infrequently as twice monthly (I do not produce that much waste at home) vs. every day (because of getting takeout more often). I do shower daily, before anyone accuses me of being filthy around other people.
I don't even shower every day.
Adam Ruins Everything did a whole episode on needing to shower everyday
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I shower once every 2-3 days depending on the weather and physical activity.
I'm Italian and we have bidets, so I can wash my ass and genitals there; face and, when necessary, armpits I can wash quickly in the sink.
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I work, sleep, eat (but I don’t waist time cooking) and drop all the rest because neurodivergent burnout is real and I don’t want to go die from exhaustion .
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Meal prep can help shift some of that burden as long as there is fridge/freezer space for some of the elements.