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Just leave the pizza in the oven.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Eat calorie-negative foods like anti-pizza and anti-lasagna.

[–] EmoDuck 6 points 6 days ago

What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

ITT: Turns out a lot of fitness advisers didn't have dads.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shit, more like 3k Like a single supreme pizza slice is like 480kcal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You could probably get one of those personal-size pizzas with plain cheese or maybe pepperoni to run around 1000 calories.