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Cat-holicism (lemmy.ml)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago

"Why is my human slave not moving my stuff to different rooms according to my set schedule? Why do I, a god, have to do it myself? Bastet, take note of this great insubordination! "

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The screaming could also mean:

"I have been up all night watching these babies and I am exhausted! Not one of them was hungry! I need some me time with my face in the catnip plant. Someone watch them while I'm passed out... and no more catnip for the babies! They all still smell like catnip from the last time you looked after them."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I have a friend who is a college professor. He said that he has on more than one occasion called his class churlish.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago

She wants to have babies. Cat mothers carry their offspring around.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

In a "I'm horny" way or in a "I'm suffering" way?

[-] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

Is there a difference?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Probably in more of a "Everything I'm evolved for tells me that I should have babies but I don't" way.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I have a male cat that loves to sing when he's got a toy in his mouth

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Same here. Our tabby (boy) will fetch his mouse and yell/squeak about it. We think he thinks he sounds fierce.

[-] where_am_i 10 points 11 months ago

Probably her motherly instincts just kick in. So toys are babies. The cat is probably sterilized.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My 19 year old cat does this "scream" when we give her people-food. She carries it up to the sofa she lives on and screams. Apparently it's because she's "proud of her kill" and wants to show it off, but i think she's saying "Thanks human, we share"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

She thinks of the toys as her babies. Do they squeak? That can often trigger that reaction from female cats.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

If I'm chronically intoxicated by cats, does that make me catholic?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Toxoplasmosis makes you Catholic?
I knew those bastards were lying about the rite of baptism! Now I know what's in that holy water: cat piss.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Only if you believe in Saint Cathol

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

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X post by Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack: every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Cat-haul-icism?

Caterwaul-icism?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Some flavor of meownotheism, yes

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

@Facelikeapotato horniness makes the cat goes weird.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I hear that. Cat works in mysterious ways.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Upvote for the title. Also, cats!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I’m not religious… But this may change my mind……

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My dog has a similar ritual where he patiently watches me put all the toys away then one by one retrieves them and makes me play with it.

I'm not sure of the purpose of this ritual but it is the central pillar of my rapidly developing mental breakdown.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

hehe screaming

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