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[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I think he should hear the chimp out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In the law of the jungle ... if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

As intelligent humans, we've allowed a few chimps in our global community to horde a banana pile the size of mount everest and that's perfectly normal to us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

To be fair, most people don't see that pile in their day to day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show

In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

These are their stories. dun dun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Lol .... I also thought of it as Farside comic panel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Please stop relating everything back to politics.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Apes together... (beats chest)
Strong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

That's an ape!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel powerless, I remember the wise words of my ancient ancestors:

"Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bingbang."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Were your ancestors some chipmunks?

https://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM

Or the Danish gadget pop formation 'the cartoons'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNYyrbACLs

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

i dunno that monkey makes a good point

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait you don't have to worry about Lions and Wolves eating your wife? You are winning!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would be terrified to live in a place where wolves and lions share a hunting ground.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking sabretooth lions since they'd be likely to share similar territory as wolves. Good thing they went extinct

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Just went down a rabbit hole about sabertooth lions, tigers and inevitably got to the Smilodon. What a kitty.

They supposedly had stocky, well muscled proportions.

[–] loaExMachina 3 points 5 days ago