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[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Which is also awesome dating advice.

Tap for spoilerPlease do not hunt your crush down like you would hunt a prehistoric deer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

So, more like elephants or other big game? Herd them to the cliff?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Sir, did you just call my wife fat?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I did, I spent my entire life slowing moving forwards every day making a little progress no matter the amount and now that I'm 32 I have finally got a drawing my mother would put on the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd put even your bad art on the fridge. What matters is that YOU made it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago

Fucking lol unironically this is amazing advice. Be strategic and deliberate, pace yourself, go get it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Also, it's easier to maintain a steady jog pace rather than running all over the place like in soccer.

(They studied soccer players and found they don't actually cover much distance. But it's exhausting.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

11km in 90 minutes, if anyone's interested. I wouldn't call that "not much distance"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

A lot of sprinting in those 7 miles too. Aint that many "long distance sprinters" for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

“I’m tired of chasing my dreams. I’m just gonna find out where they’re going and hook up with them later.” - Mitch Hedberg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

And then lose interest because of some random distraction until they get up and start running again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Don't let your reality be reality

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

a wise man once spoken