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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"So... uh... we're all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?"

Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it's a trick I learned from a cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You should've just crawled into ~~my~~ their lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that something that cats do?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The rock ain't floating, it's falling with some speed sideways.

And the absurdity of the universe, in wich your biomechanical functions are part of, shouldn't impact the value we make of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And the sun is falling around a massive blackhole, and that blackhole is speeding trough the universe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

In a universe that expand at an accelerated rate.

Watch out if you keep talking astronomy and i'm gonna ask you out!

[–] Lucidlethargy 2 points 2 weeks ago

This was my first reaction as well... We most certainly are not literally on a floating rock. Stay in school, meme creator.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Take it from a middle aged guy who wants family and has none: the fear of asking her out is nothing next to the horror of being alone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can have both! I asked her a few times, but she moved away and married someone else, so I'm alone for now! Best of both worlds!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And for future readers, to learn from this:

In order to acquire something, learn to let go first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

But if I'd let go first, I'd never have asked, at all. I think you all need to get your bumper sticker advice straight.

Edited to say: 1.) I'm not bitter, 2.) I'm totally fine with all this, 3.) I've so let go. Like, it's crazy how hung up I'm not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You did the right thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sorry, I'm not letting go of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Yu-Gi-Oh before hoes.

(Joking. I'm married and we both sacrificed some things in our 15+ years of a relationship)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For me, it wasn't fear of asking her out, it was that I had about 3/100 emotional hitpoints left and our respawn SUUUUCKSSS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Does it not matter why one is afraid? Is fear just bad? If it sends me into suicidal depression is that just the cost to maybe overcome the fear?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Where is this photo from please? I love it

[–] gamesiati 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not sure about the one in the post, but it reminds me of this one.

[–] hmmm 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

ANTISPIRAL from Gurren Lagan Anime. Bro is a beyond comprensible antagonist in that anime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IJ4GdwmVPA

[–] phlegmy 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not sure if it’s used anywhere else, but it’s the cover for the Hold / She Was EP by Dabin.

Edit: it’s fan art based on the cover

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hey worst case you go on a few good dates, become vulnerable with each other, realize you'd trade everything else to be with her, then fuck it up and now she hates you and you're still hung up on her a whole god damned year later

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We are excited dust that formed by accident on a mud ball hurdling through space at 67,000mph in a minor spiral arm of our galaxy.

Nothing matters. So go for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

At least make the shot count.

My buddy with the fedora is really just looking for friendship first. He has a lot of female friends. Saw a girl with a cool shirt, brought it up, and they spent the hour talking and pretty sure they're doing coffee dates now and moving into something more.

Where my brother who is a gym rat goes around asking literally every woman under the sun if they want to have dinner. I watched him go up to the bartender, ask her out, get rejected, then while walking to the bathroom, get rejected by a girl waiting in line in the bathroom. He calls it a numbers game and is oblivious of how he sees women. Also yuck when he asked out the bartender.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Broke: Nothing matters.

Woke: Nothing matters!

Bespoke: 🎼🎶🎵 Nooothing! 🎶🎵 MAAAaaatters!! 🎶🎵

[–] hmmm 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AntiSpiral give me anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I seen this in September

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

But aren't I supposed to be ready to do that stuff? Like shouldn't I be "working on myself" so that I can ask girls out? Don't people "like" confident people? Feels like there's context missing here.

[–] __nobodynowhere 2 points 2 weeks ago

Chemicals in my head makes life unbearable

[–] brb 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is this a fool moon night reference?