Add alcohol and social media, and you have my entire coping mechanism!
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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For me, add leftism and masturbation.
Baking takes too much effort. Buy pre-made cookies instead. Bonus points if you use Instacart or DoorDash.
Yeah but if I bake them myself I can add cannabis.
cookie
cookie
Why am I like that?
we are overwhelmed and depressed.
Plot twist: we have the power to change it, we need to choose to do so.
I can do almost all of these simultaneously. In fact I'm doing four right now.
This is me irl.
Except for the 2 or 3 hours after my morning meditation (Shikantaza).
For that time I am vastly enthusiastic, creative, full of energy and get lots of stuff done.
Which is why you people need to start meditating.
(And I need to start meditating twice a day)
Pfft, there's no cookies in meditation. Hard pass.
I’m gonna go with a modification of one of these. I don’t hate myself. I hate life.
can relate.