this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine Finding Nemo set in the Gulf of Yorkshire:

"Oh bloody 'ell, I've lost our Nemo down int big water! By the way I'm from yorrrrrrrkshure! Where are ya, Nemo lad?"

[–] Nythos 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“I’m from Yorrrrrkshure, I’m from the norf!!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

'e'd better not be down in't doggerland!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Freedom fries not far behind from making a come back. Because you know, that’s how you solve issues.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Ah bugger, ah've almost run out o' petrol. I'm pretty sure there's a Gulf Petrol Station near here, in t' centre o' Cas. Ah'll just pop 'Gulf, Yorkshire' into the satnav..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People had getter watch out or Liverpool Bay may expand and become The Liverpool Sea. St Helens to Galway would then just be part of Greater Liverpool.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Isle of Man should become Liverpool-on-sea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I like it. This is now A Thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, it should be Liverpool of the Seven Seas, to go Edinburgh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago