this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Green Mario and Metroid

I'm triggered!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm just imagining a metroid coming down to suck the life out of Bowser

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

But no Zelda with Epona.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be like 1us for 500 coins, and a pack of 5 life-up mushrooms for 450 coins.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Recently I re-played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 on an emulator and did not feel ashamed by making save points everywhere to avoid re-playing the levels, I had time for that as a kid.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's okay not to like Super Mario. You don't need to try and "fix" it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I think it was a joke

[–] Makeshift 13 points 2 days ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if Metroid and Zelda were girls

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Do we at least get a participation medal, or can we buy one?

What other costly mistakes can we buy ourselves out of?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this for real or am I too tired to understand the point of the text?

[–] loaExMachina 11 points 2 days ago

I'm genuinely not sure wether or not the first text is sarcastic, but I'm certain the reply is.

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