Info Tech would crumble day 1
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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Same thing that happens with most drugs. It'll still get in, prices will skyrocket, and it'll be laced with fentanyl so instead of enjoying a nice cup of coffee, you'll die because the government tried to tell you what you can do to your own body again.
I think productivity would increase after about a month of global caffeine withdrawal. Plus heart attacks would probably decrease
Most mathematicians will be in jail.
The pyramids were built without coffee.
Make of that what you will.
~~Weren't they built with slave labor...?~~
Probably not:
Learned something new today, thanks!
If I could give you ten extra points for responding like that I would. Instead, have my respect.
Now, I've just learnt that beer was involved too... So...
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Perhaps some people would stop punishing their own bodies for the benefit of their employer.
Ha, I drink way more coffee on the weekends than I do during the work week. It's definitely a recreational drug for me.
The entire premise of this question seems insane. The only industry in which caffeine is vital is probably the coffee industry.
Yeah, there would be a black market and what not but that doesn't mean the world would stop turning off supply ran out.
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If people couldn't find alternatives and caffeine wasn't illegally available...
Many people who need coffee to function in the morning would lose their shit. Overworked people and workers with really long shifts will not be able to keep up. People would probably fall asleep at work.
This made me realize people would probably fall asleep while driving and cause unusably congested highways all across the country, potentially causing supplies shortages.
Anyone who comes between me and my tea leaves is a dead man.
Especially on a Monday.
Everyone would be miserable at first, so you wouldnβt want to be out in public for the first week or so, then after the withdrawal subsided it would be more or less back to normal. I went off caffeine for a while, once you get over the hump you realize you donβt actually need it as much as you thought.
Have a headache for a few days. And reorganize everything to not start the workday before noon.
I would take a 30 minute nap every day after lunch.
That sounds lovely, let's try that without making coffee illegal.