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I am a shit machine. (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, but we already automated that job

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Oh no we've been made redundant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I don't do anything, just feed it food and poop comes out the other end

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The ass can produce 3 of the (common) 4 states of matter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Classic shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Neil Tobin (Irish comedian) once said, "An Irishman is a complicated mechanism for turning Guinness into piss."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Objectively true

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

The best compliment for a cook is to turn everything they make into shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Mostly CO2

[–] ohellidk 4 points 3 days ago

liquid poop!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

accurate