Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels
I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲
Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…
At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.
Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.
Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.
Even flies?
As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers
I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime
Instead you report them