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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

New Mexico would like to join this proposal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Please for fucks sake Canada, annex New England and the New York City Metro area as war reparations when this shit is over. We're economically productive!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And Nova Scotia secedes 'cause fuck y'all mainlanders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whaddya at b'y? Crooked as sin ya leave us wit 'em.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

West coast resident. I’m ready, let’s do it. The rest of the US hates us.

[–] kersploosh 3 points 3 months ago

Give Alberta and Saskatchewan to the US.

Let the US keep the eastern third of Washington and Oregon. Canada doesn't really want those people anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Nooo, take Michigan, too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Canada 2: Canadama

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A warm Canadian place? Yeah I’d move quick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Please take me in ohio too. Please?

[–] thekidxp 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As a Clevelander I agree. I'm just over the lake. Take us too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Take the entirety of the Great Lakes. Lots of cities and resources to use to smite the rest of the US at a later date.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Looks like I’m moving to NoVa after all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure Canadians would want the 6 million Californians who voted for Trump (more than 38% of the voters in the state); or the 3.5 million New Yorkers who voted for Trump (42.7%). Maybe leave the mostly rural areas of the Dem states for Trumpistan?

Also the included states have a larger population than Canada, so it would be Canada joining the Dem states - which I can't see any sane 1st-world country doing.

Letting the Trump states become a country, and the Dem states (sans rural areas) become a different country, seems like it would make both groups vastly happier; tho it would require allowing at least a few years for people to swap states.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think I speak for all Georgians when I say please include us too (I definitely do not)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they could somehow carve out a thin path down to Atlanta and include us. Pls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe we could go along the coast and include Savannah before grabbing Atlanta, I’d miss that city.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure Nevada and Arizona could still be salvaged.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey I'm North Carolina, can we get in on this?

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