Ah, focusing on the importance issues concerning Americans, truly making us great again!
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.
The symbolism is on top of the "warmongering on allies" rhetoric, that could, in this case, push for a war on Mexico or takeover of its territorial rights to oil extraction in the Gulf. The lust over Greenland is its strategic role in attacking/defending Europe. The resources there are very expensive to extract due to infrastructure needs. The Panama canal is to stop Chinese trade/influence, but usual US policy is threats/coups instead of offering market prices. Panama canal fees are high due to droughts related to global warming which Trump wants to increase beyond reparability.
I mean, I guess each country has the right to make up their own names if they want to…
whew! I'm glad we solved all the REAL problems so now we can focus on this shit!
Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.
This is because Biden signed legislation banning oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.