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Why are they always so sad, or why are they so sad when there are evangelical christians around? Because I think it's the latter.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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I love tricking people into neglecting god's word.
I was WAY more grumpy as a believer. Whoever wrote this probably pisses off all the atheists around them because they don't know how to treat them.
Right? I basically gained 1.5 days per week that had been previously ripped from me.
As a former catholic, I still can't wrap my head around a whole day of worship followed by an all-evening "bible study" later in the week. I distinctly recall priests getting to the point, singing a few songs, reading some stuff, knocking out a few weekly rituals, feeding the entire congregation, all in under 45 minutes^1^. I can't fathom what another 18+ hours of weekly religiosity would even contain.
- Hey padre, can we speed this up? There's a game on right now and that parking lot is a nightmare.
Yeah it was awful.
We were always taught that people with that attitude were "lukewarm Christians," and that god would "spew you out of his mouth" (yes, that's literally in the Bible).
Also, whether or not Catholics were even "Christian" by our definition, would get you different answers depending who you asked. Many viewed the concept of praying to a saint, or the virgin Mary, to be directly in conflict with the idea of monotheism (but the Trinity is different, because...?)
While ignorance is bliss, and I'm sure it feels nice to believe in something more, I'm glad to be free of that madness.
Mr. Guff sounds too much like McGruff, that talking dog narc that works for the FBI.
I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I'm at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.
If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn't work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.
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Damn it's like looking in a mirror.
How do they know I'm so horny ??
Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.
If I remember correctly this is from a site it gave fursona to other groups they didn't like including Jewish, and Islamic folks. It was an educational site directed to children
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Grumpy and bitter? You are the fucktards constantly trying to spoil all the fun!
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I am immensely more fulfilled and content now than when I thought there was a wizard in the sky who reads my mind and judges me
ROFL That’s hilarious, I’m only grumpy on the days that fatigue can’t be beat by sleep. Otherwise, I’m pretty happy as my joy doesn’t come from the belief in something that might not exist.