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[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Your chicken should already be clean enough when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly and don't contaminate any surface with its juices.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (5 children)

when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly

This is sounding extremely unsanitary

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is like finding out that there are Flat Earthers that actually believe and it’s not just a satirical joke.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

The only time I would ever wash a chicken is if I'm going to brine it in something. Otherwise it cooks just fine.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I do not think I have ever washed any chicken I have prepared, EVER

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

The only time I wash chicken is after cooking it, and when I drop it on the floor and thing "eh, I can still eat this"

[–] festnt 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

me neither (ive never prepared any chicken)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not washing your chicken with vinegar gives it a dirty taste. Don't @ me.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (15 children)

As a middle aged person who is generally healthy, I’ve never washed chicken. On a side note, we eat chicken weekly. I’ve not experienced diarrhea, or been really sick, or died post chicken eating. I could safely say 1/2 of the days of the year, at least, involve basic butcher parted out chicken, and it is delicious.

Washing a backyard/farm chicken post killing/plucking to remove blood and debris, sure. But what is the logic behind this strange internet trend?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just stick it in the dishwasher.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

My mom has always made me "wash chicken," which would just be running it under water. Just chicken, nothing else.

I used to do it out of habit, but laziness seems to have worked in my favor this time.

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