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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If that's what installing Linux is like I don't want to know what installing Windows looks like.

Also, in unrelated news, I'm now available for Linux installs..

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If that's what installing Linux is like I don't want to know what installing Windows looks like.

The buttplug is massive and entirely unlubricated.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's also installed by a robot at the least opportune moment, you can delay the installation by an hour but after that resistence is futile

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Additionally it is recorded and the footage is sold to 4,786 carefully selected partners unless you opt-out in written form delivered at least 5 business days before installation.

~Anonymous~ ~audio~ ~recording~ ~and~ ~censored~ ~images~ ~are~ ~considered~ ~"Legitimate~ ~interest"~ ~and~ ~are~ ~thus~ ~mandatory.~

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The didlo of ~~consequences~~ Microsoft rarely arrives lubed

[–] TheSlad 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Excuse me can you please install linux on my computer?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

😳

... i have some ancient PCs that I haven't used for years, you can install linux on those too....

if you want... 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

sounds like it's gonna take all day o.o

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can you install Gentoo?🥺 I would like more downtime while the packages compile

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

more downtime = more time to get down ;3

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

that's what downtime stands for, silly

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

installing gentoo is waay freakier tho

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I would love someone to help me instal linux on my computer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

So uh... who's down for a little distro-hopping? 😉

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, which one are you in this scenario? Eh, you know what? I don't even care. Here is my PC and here my ventoy usb stick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamn the comments! We lewding with linux?! This is the fucking future!