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[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

I can't be the only one who thinks having a bot to go round pestering people for saying things like barmen is a little ridiculous right?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Bots on reddit are just so universally annoying and most of them provide no value at all. Most of them should have been banned on sight anyways.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"most bots" leave auto summarize bot, reminder bot, repost detection bot about of that.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I modded a niche outdoor community sub and I banned every bot that found its way there. Sorry, but we don't need a metric conversion bot nor a grammar correcting bot.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, because the best part of reddit was the human interaction, and having bots proliferate everywhere just kills that entirely.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The auto-tldr bot was/is pretty useful

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your feedback! This comment was totally unnecessary but come join us in r/botrank

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There was one for a while that told you how many times you left a comment saying "nice." It had a leaderboard and the top ones had done it some tens of thousands of times.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got a similar reply from a mod account (I forget which subreddit) because I used the word "crazy." Got linked to this list: https://www.autistichoya.com/p/ableist-words-and-terms-to-avoid.html

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's so dumb, I think you have to be going out of your way to get offended by the word crazy

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

dumb

omg your ableims is amazingly strong i bet u also like genocide and domestic violence omg

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You think you can come on here and join the discussions without opposable thumbs!?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That page has to be satire... right?

The whole "police your language, so there's no chance anyone could ever be offended" idea is such an oppressive path to a more equal society.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blind to ____ / turn a blind eye to ____ / blinded by ignorance/bigotry/etc. / double-blind review Refers to Blind, low-vision, or sight-limited people. Often used as a metaphor. Consider instead: willfully ignorant, deliberately ignoring, turning their back on, overcome by prejudice, doubly anonymous, had every reason to know, feigned ignorance

Those alternatives dont mean the same thing.

Double Annoymous seems better

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[-] Jakylla 45 points 1 year ago

Don't know why he's so annoyed, maybe you didn't throw his database, but still something happened, I'm pretty sure...

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

No, it's just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.

Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That guys response is still only half as annoying as seeing continual bot spam, especially from useless pretentious ones that provide no value like this one

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

new inside joke just dropped

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Haha little Bobby tables 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

They should have replied:

0 rows changed. OK.

Or:

BOT.EXE: Command not found

just to see if the other guy keeps trying.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

it's just common joke, looks like dev got wooshed

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I think dev is pointing out how poorly it was applied here; the whoosh is you.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

We are all whooshed on this blessed day.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Do you or do you not feel whooshed? Because you look whooshed.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

By the way, Barmen is a city in Germany, in context to the original post

Original Post

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And all those posts have 1 karma. These Gerpersons have some serious temper.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

someone tell the bot author about xkcd #327

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure this exact XKCD was posted to Lemmy the other day and is most likely the reason this comment was made entirely.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

it's a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community

because it's funny

get it? funny

i said a funny word ("funny")

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

They should use parameterized queries, not sanitization.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

How did the author know the poster was in his 40s? Or was it just a guess?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

People like to creep through others' post history to try and find a basis for ad hominem attacks when their comment or argument isn't clever enough to stand on its own

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Who else is making sql injection attack jokes?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Post history probably

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Little Barman Tables we call him

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it is a joke on xkdc and the joke is based on SQL injection, a type of database attack.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Who tf even uses barmen I've never heard that before

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's the more common term in British English.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Someone in this thread linked the original post, which was referring to a town called Barmen

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol worth a shot.'); DROP TABLE USERS; --

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Nice! My mom used to do that.

[-] larvyde 19 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not just the barmen but the barwomen and barchildren, too.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

bruh this is the funniest shit I read today

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