this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

uWu Godzilla-senpai that is the wrong hole!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. On the toilet.. Lazer beaming shit with a roar.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do we also have the power to destroy the financial district and make the people happy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You have the power to destroy one icon of the financial district. If you choose the correct one people will be happy. I'd suggest the CEO of the second worst health fund in America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you'd need some Tyler Durden in you instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. TMYK.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I am not sure I can take this…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Kaiju No. 8 moment

[–] Grandwolf319 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Explains my breath in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can smell it from here! Oh wait, that’s me, inhales and exhales deeply

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me stepping on a Lego:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Inside of each of us are two Gojiras...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So... much... Dr Pepper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago