...Kernel patch at age 4. Sigh... What have I done with my life?
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You done fucked up from the moment you turned 5. That's where you went wrong. You should have just stopped getting older
Dose mental age count?
The Internet didn't even exist when I was four, let alone Linux, so I don't feel so bad.
Well, you shoulda been working on ARPANET then, slacker!
Lucky bastard!
she's going to one of those mythical 20 yo with 15 years of experience 😉
You can start now!
I am no developer, but I've submitted my first patch a few months ago.
It simply added my laptop to a list of quirks, in order to make the microphone work.
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No matter how many times I read this I have no idea what's going on. Can someone explain this like I'm 3
A girl read documentation and see that all the titles are underlined with -, but one of the letter isn't underlined like the others (that's the lonely s). Then she asks the person doing the commit to fix it and they fix it together.
And then the older pair programmer goes to social media and calls out their partners age for clout. Ageism is real in tech. :)
Wow we really can’t just appreciate a wholesome/cute moment?
They’re telling a joke.
I didn’t see how it’s funny.
Because it’s an absurd statement, as in completely obviously not an example of ageism in tech.
Dude is just dense.
Inevitably, there will be times in one's life when another's attempt at humor fails to amuse. When striken by such terrible tragedy, take heart, for you have the knowledge that it's just your opinion, bro.
This is obvious
If nothing else, the smiley can be taken as a hint that it's not serious.
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Wow, people didn't get your joke. What the hell...
I wonder how many 4 year olds are using Lemmy... Ah sorry, there's the ageism again :<
See the first red box in the documentation text? The underline dashes don't go up to the last letter (s).
4 year old girl said the "s" was sad because of that, uncle submitted a patch to fix that, and it was accepted.
No no the uncle submitted the patch. The girl did. He helped her though.
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The line of code (well, documentation in the code) used to look like something like this (I'm not sure if this formatting will work on mobile, sorry):
The code ends with an s
----------------------
And after her changes it looks like this:
The code ends with an s
------------------------
See how I added an extra - in that second line? That makes the S happier because now it also has a - below it like all the other letters. This also just generally makes that line more consistent with other spots in the code. So it's not a bad change. It doesn't do anything really but making your code format nice, easy to read, and consistent is usually important in programming so although it doesn't do anything tangible it's still a valuable change!
The first red box shows that the dotted line underneith the text doesn't go all the way to the s in the text above. In the other red box, the dotted line goes all the way.
The neice submitted a patch to add the missing line.
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That is adorable.
I want her to do a Ted talk on the morality and ethics of making sure no letter is left behind when underlining text.
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lazy to not submit a unit test to check for this throughout the repo. That girl isn't going anywhere with that kind of work ethic
Her coding style is on point, though.
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Can a 4-yr old legally consent to the copyright assignment?
No but the parents can on her behalf
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Though slightly cliche, this just feels right. That niece has learned a great lesson about how collaborating to improve things is always possible, and that open-source relies on everyone doing their bit.
Somewhere, somehow, this is going to break something lol
It's almost 9 years ago, I think we're good.
I reckon we can still mine it for karma for another couple of years…
I would like to request a patch to the patch request. The submitter describes the dashes as equal signs and it's really bugging me.
I frankly have to very much agree with her.
This is just adorable. Poor s!
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