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[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's 3.5 grams in the photo.

Where Did the rest go, officer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

They weighed the blunt with the paper on

[–] Lucidlethargy 14 points 23 hours ago

This pig fucking sucks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just makes me sad. I literally grow more than that in a single day, and I don't need any employees to help me.

Meanwhile I'm on track to completely hand my operation over to a specific person that can use it to retire themselves, and hand it on, and retire in the next two years, provided Trump doesn't entirely fuck up legal marijuana.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

He can't, it's literally states rights. Don't do any interstate commerce with it and pay tax on your earnings.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the giant red circle. Had it not been for the giant red circle, I might not have noticed the large chunk of text at the bottom-center situated squarely in one of three large, visually distinct regions of the image.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Definate deal maker!

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

7 grams is pretty generous for this amount too. This is like 2-3 at best

[–] ray 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they weighed it with the jar

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

Or before they took their cut.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Probably about a gram in the joint/blunt and there is a fair amount in the jar on the left. I'd bet its about 3-4 grams just in the jar on the left. They also probably included the full weight of the roll with filter, not just the herb.

2-3 grams is defintely selling it short. We also have no idea how dense the buds are. Tightly packed buds can be surprisingly heavier than loose buds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I’ve had some insanely dense nugs. I’ve also had some incredibly heavy dense kratom.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The sad thing is that enforcing the right traffic laws at the right times could actually encourage people to drive more safely. When cars cut off bicyclists or drive through crosswalks when pedestrians are trying to cross, or egregiously run red lights, those are times that might matter.

And it's not like we don't know where the dangerous locations are. Each county or state has an office that analyzes the traffic crash data, and it's easy to see where the accidents are happening. All you have to do is patrol there to find out if it's happening because of bad urban planning or because people are breaking the law.

But no, fuck road safety. It's just pretextual so you can jack someone's dope.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

In my country the police had huge issues with the legalization. When scientists analyzed their points, it came apparent that police officers do not like the policing work very much. They focused mostly on drug related crimes and specifically the bottom end. That enabled them to boast about their effectivity in such a crime riddled word.

It's easier to bully a stoner into a confession. That way you detect a crime AND solve it. That's one more point in their book.

The police is simply there for the everyday terror each citizen has to feel to be productive. I don't mind them, it's the system we all agreed on. But I don't have to like them one bit.

[–] cccc0 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the helpful red circle. Otherwise I wouldn't notice the comment

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Thank God, if not for the work of this brave hero we would have someone... Eating stale doritos at their house while watching a subpar comedy...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Look at him being all serious about this important accomlishment. How validated he must feel

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

That was someone's personal stash. They shouldn't even bother with that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They probably "destroy" the marijuana (wink wink). But what do the cops do with the Mason jars?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ask the staff in the emergency department who deal with the aftermath.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You don't want to know. Those poor little ponies...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

What a hero! Praze the lord we're winning the War On Drugs™️!

Exhibit Nth in a dumptruck full of evidence for why these creatures are perceived as mindless cogs in a mindlessly medieval machinery that does nothing useful.

Exhibit Nth in the case for why the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do, infected by decades of politics of willful ignorance and inflexible dumb intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do

Catch runaway slaves?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Break strikes?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus, I've seen bigger joints...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I can't remember the last time I had less weed than that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

America's "protectors" hard at work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re not obligated to protect, that’s for sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Protect...property

Serve...the rich

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"suspected marijuana"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

If it is gonna happen, at least they got rolled when they were running out!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seven

Grams in a blunt

Almost drowned in her pussy

So I swam to her butt

[–] ohellidk 8 points 1 day ago

Well don't encourage him!