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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Infinite dew exploit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] Qwaffle_waffle 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't get them mixed up, before and after.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.