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[–] eletes 1 points 7 minutes ago

Even if this is true, 2025 is a jubilee year. There will be so many pilgrims to the Vatican and donations would skyrocket

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago

Probably the best news I've read so far today.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 hours ago

Bullshit. They own more land than damn near any other entity on the planet. The whole celibacy thing was so the priest could not take the church owning and give them to non-church kids.

Hurting for money? Sell some land. Then pay for the abuse lawsuits some more.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago

Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers.

Wait, nope, fresh out.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 12 hours ago

Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I'd say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Good for them, I guess?

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it's actually ok for rich people to exist /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

That cope from Conservative Christians™️ is always funny. Similar statements show up in the Talmud. A large animal passing through the eye of a needle was a common idiom in Jewish culture at the time to demonstrate impossibility.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

It's a mistranslation of "sturdy rope", which indeed would not pass through the eye of a needle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wish they had just said, “look bro, I don’t even need an idiom. I’m just going to tell you. If you’re rich, you’re going to Hell. You can’t exploit people and hoard resources and be in God’s good graces at the same time. Just being rich means that you’re ok walking by misery and not helping. Bro, you can’t have it like that.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You'd still have wealthy Christians being like "okay, but what did Jesus mean by this?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You’re absolutely right haha.

“I flicked a nickel to a hobo today. Streets uh’ gode!”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago

I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago

Oh, no. Guess they'll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

Just ask god for money? I mean, isn't it omnisicent and omnipotent?

[–] [email protected] 196 points 17 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 15 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Don't just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

It’s cool, he ain’t playing it right anyway. He won’t get famous and change the world the way he’s doing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Oh shiiiiiii

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Maybe they can set up a loops server and just do remote mass shorts? They'll have to jump for jebus with different dresses.

[–] Bakkoda 8 points 10 hours ago

Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Nawww poor little pedophiles.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

And those soft ass priest hands must feel amazing. I’ll line up for one of the Father Jackoffski specials right away.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Perhaps they should sell off some of the tons and tons of gold stuff they have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Or their huge amounts of foreign land

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

There's a whole crypt of nicely dressed absolutely dead people who most certainly don't need to be wearing rubies and gold and diamonds all over their bones.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That needle must have a pretty big eye

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Irish Star is as reliable as Alex Jones.

The Catholic Church remains one of the world's wealthiest organizations.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You can have a high net worth and go through bankruptcy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

The number of people who don't understand the difference between cash flow and assets astounds me.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Paying out legal claims and bribes from all the sexual abuse scandals are not cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But God needs more money! C'mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago
  • LET
  • THEM
  • EAT
  • CAKE
[–] [email protected] 43 points 16 hours ago

good, time to disband that pedo-clown organisation

[–] [email protected] 43 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I wonder how that can be. The Catholic Church owns real estate in almost every city in Europe, usually several buildings in larger cities, often in prime locations. Especially since these properties are only a fraction of the church's financial assets, the rental income alone should be enough to finance the church for all eternity.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Organizations that own that amount of stuff borrow against it to buy even more stuff and as it all goes up in value they borrow more and buy more stuff. In an endless loop. And people call crypto a scam 🤔

Owning that much in assets typically means you also have a lot of debt. Particularly with generational, wealthy, corrupt organizations.

Point being, they can be on the brink of bankruptcy even when owning half of Europe if they can’t service the debt they wound up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

If there are physical assets to back up the loans, doesn't that make it less of a scam than crypto.

Maybe not a good business strategy, and maybe the loans outweigh the "true" value of the assets, but there is something backing it.

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[–] pelespirit 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They can be broke or rich depending on how they feel that day. They cook the books because they're their own country. They are truly a gang operation. My guess is they want you talking about them being broke as opposed to them being caught with more priests molesting children today.

AG report details abuse allegations against 52 priests, deacons in Diocese of Lansing

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Pfffft... Yeah right.

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