this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, wtf!!! A gallon of paint???? Please OP, that's ridiculous. We use metric here in Japan, it's 4 liters of paint. Do some research and get it right next time!

[–] CareHare 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Also it's a 98 Daewoo Tico, not a Focus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Duolingo keeps beating me up about trapist beer, the gravensteen being older than the atomium and red devils loving stew and sprouts

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.

[–] bernieecclestoned 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just stop being poor, problem solved

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Have you tried being born rich? It would solve all your problems.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You might have to cut down on the beans, but you can still have a semi-traditional bowl of sadness for breakfast. Most important meal of the day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I'm having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Just do breakfast and bangers and mash for dinner, skip the bangers.

Boom: 1.5 meals. Just worry about potato crop failure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have you seen the price of baked beans lately?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

France: coffee and nicotine cancer sticks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Accurate. Also known as a champion's breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

If a German has leftovers he helpfully leaves them atop pool chairs to feed the hungry.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Greece: the cheapest coffee the world has ever seen and Καρελια cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That‘s a common misconception. This ain‘t a 1998 Ford Focus, it‘s a 2010 Ford C-Max.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Turkish breakfast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I understand the first two. I guess I don't get the rest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's random so it's funny holds up spork

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Germans eat Bröt mit Bröt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Brötchen for the first breakfast, Brot for the second.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Germans- Bread, cheese and some variety of ham

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why can't i relate anything i'm from india and a zoomer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Drat, I've made coffee instead of paint again. One day I'll get it right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Butterbrot. You know where.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Spain: bull horns and dirt.